A 20 year old self-diagnosed television addict with a habit of tripping through life and falling in love with celebrities who will never know of her existence, Ashley is a college student majoring in theatre in spite of how irresponsible that may be.

She lives with a 60 year old roommate who- by sheer coincidence- happens to be her grandmother, also known as 'Nana.' They wile away the hours amusing each other with terrible puns and by telling each other stories that have been told before.

They have three dogs: one which is dearly loved, one which is only fondly regarded, and one which is hated with fervor. The dogs have no idea.

A manx cat called Mao also lives in the house. She is generally regarded as useless but amusing. She is honored for her hatred of men.

Ashley has been given many nicknames from Ashum to Mystery and doesn't particularly mind what you call her. She would prefer, however, that you not call her Ashley.

 

cacklecas:

thoughtsofallie:

why is life so hard

i hope this is the only thing to survive the apocalypse and some future alien race thinks we are all morons

(Source: lover-gem)

petalsandpixies:

I never realized how much cross dressing there was in children’s tv shows until now 
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And it’s beautiful

countsassmaster:

girlchub:


Justin Bieber simply can’t seem to keep himself out of trouble.  Police were dispatched this morning to respond to an altercation at a Starbucks in West Hollywood involving some familiar faces.  A barista at the coffee house was apparently confronted by Bieber  when he refused to serve the pop star because he wasn’t wearing a shirt.  “He came in with no shirt on and his pants hanging down and underwear showing and tried to order a caramel apple machiatto.”, said Joey Goldsmith, the Starbucks barista, “I just told him he would have to put a shirt on if he wanted to order.”  That’s when Bieber snapped.  According to the police report Bieber started cussing at the barista and threatening to have his bodyguard, “kick his ass”.
Fortunately for Goldsmith, LA Clippers star Blake Griffin had been enjoying a drink at a table when he witnessed  the altercation and stepped in.  Witnesses at the scene reported that Griffin tried to calm Bieber but the Biebs wasn’t having any of it. There was more yelling, and some pushing and that’s when Griffin smacked Bieber, knocking him to the floor.  “He smacked the shit out of him” said one witness, “then I saw Justin stumble out of the door looking like he was crying.”  Bieber was gone before police arrived at the scene.

OH MY FUCKING GOD

SOMEONE FINALLY DID IT

countsassmaster:

girlchub:

Justin Bieber simply can’t seem to keep himself out of trouble.  Police were dispatched this morning to respond to an altercation at a Starbucks in West Hollywood involving some familiar faces.  A barista at the coffee house was apparently confronted by Bieber  when he refused to serve the pop star because he wasn’t wearing a shirt.  “He came in with no shirt on and his pants hanging down and underwear showing and tried to order a caramel apple machiatto.”, said Joey Goldsmith, the Starbucks barista, “I just told him he would have to put a shirt on if he wanted to order.”  That’s when Bieber snapped.  According to the police report Bieber started cussing at the barista and threatening to have his bodyguard, “kick his ass”.

Fortunately for Goldsmith, LA Clippers star Blake Griffin had been enjoying a drink at a table when he witnessed  the altercation and stepped in.  Witnesses at the scene reported that Griffin tried to calm Bieber but the Biebs wasn’t having any of it. There was more yelling, and some pushing and that’s when Griffin smacked Bieber, knocking him to the floor.  “He smacked the shit out of him” said one witness, “then I saw Justin stumble out of the door looking like he was crying.”  Bieber was gone before police arrived at the scene.

OH MY FUCKING GOD

SOMEONE FINALLY DID IT

majorcrimestvdotnet:

"Dr. Joe, I was hoping for a more… informal arrangement which would allow me some sort of window into what Rusty is thinking. Right now."

majorcrimestvdotnet:

"Dr. Joe, I was hoping for a more… informal arrangement which would allow me some sort of window into what Rusty is thinking. Right now."

rebekahmikelsons:

valentine; turn up (listen)

i. drove me wild - tegan and sara | ii. lucky ones - lana del rey | iii. out of my league - fitz & the tantrums | iv. in the stars (galaxy mix) - icona pop | v. xo - beyonce | vi. we are never ever getting back together - taylor swift | vii. gun - chvrches | viii. two way street - kimbra | ix. drunk in love (feat. jay z) - beyonce | x. young lovers (sam sparro edit) - love grenades | xi. white nights - oh land | xii. chocolate - the 1975 | xiii. think of you - ms mr | xiv. come & get it - selena gomez | xv. do i wanna know? - arctic monkeys | xvi. loveeeeeee song (feat. future) - rihanna | xvii. love is greed - passion pit | xviii. classic - mkto | xix. sleeping with a friend - neon trees | xx. how to be a heartbreaker - marina & the diamonds | xxi. kiss me - ed sheeran | xxii. love me again - john newman

rebekahmikelsons:

valentine; turn up (listen)

i. drove me wild - tegan and sara | ii. lucky ones - lana del rey | iii. out of my league - fitz & the tantrums | iv. in the stars (galaxy mix) - icona pop | v. xo - beyonce | vi. we are never ever getting back together - taylor swift | vii. gun - chvrches | viii. two way street - kimbra | ix. drunk in love (feat. jay z) - beyonce | x. young lovers (sam sparro edit) - love grenades | xi. white nights - oh land | xii. chocolate - the 1975 | xiii. think of you - ms mr | xiv. come & get it - selena gomez | xv. do i wanna know? - arctic monkeys | xvi. loveeeeeee song (feat. future) - rihanna | xvii. love is greed - passion pit | xviii. classic - mkto | xix. sleeping with a friend - neon trees | xx. how to be a heartbreaker - marina & the diamonds | xxi. kiss me - ed sheeran | xxii. love me again - john newman

(Source: ameliapondery)

iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

sometimes, when life gets particularly sad or hard, i remind myself that my leopard gecko begs at the glass when i’m ripping paper towels and then runs to the top of his log in anticipation of me putting a bit there because he likes to spoon with it

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someone wanted to see what he looks like when i’m about to give him the paper towel

behold a baby lizard attempting to contain a joy too large for his tiny body

f-l-e-u-r-d-e-l-y-s:

A Single Thread Wrapped Around Thousands of Nails by Kumi Yamashita

Kumi Yamashita , whose mind-blowing shadow artworks have been featured before, uses a single, unbroken thread wrapped around thousands of nails to create stunning portraits of women and men.

In the ongoing series entitled Constellation (a nod to the Greek tradition of tracing mythical figures in the sky), the Japanese artist (living and working in New York) uses three simple materials to produce these otherworldly works of art.

(Source: asylum-art)